The Loser Sex Life Quiz: 30 Questions Exposing Your Pathetic Beta Existence

Oh, this is going to be fun. You already know what you are. You’ve been told enough times, haven’t you? Pathetic. Inadequate. Completely fucking invisible to women like me. But I want to hear you say it out loud. I want to make you perform your loserdom for me. Welcome to your Loser Sex Life Quiz, beta. Thirty questions. No hiding. No lying. You answer exactly how a sexless, pussy-denied, censored-porn-addicted failure would answer. Question One. When was the last time you had sex with a real woman? That’s what I thought. You’re stuttering. Stammering. Let me answer for you, little beta. I haven’t. I don’t remember. Maybe never. Women don’t… women don’t see me that way, Goddess.