You’re My Inflatable Series Part 1: Pathetic Little Balloon

This is the first part of a 3 part series, but can be enjoyed as a stand-alone clip without the others. You’re honestly the most pathetic thing I’ve ever laid my eyes on. You’re like a discarded candy wrapper or a flat tire sitting on the side of the road, just waiting for someone better than you to come along and give you a purpose. Left to your own devices you’re absolutely nothing, just this empty, wrinkly little husk taking up my valuable space. You don’t have thoughts of your own, you just have this hollow space inside you that desperately needs me to fill it. You know you’re nothing but a toy to me. I just look at you and see a pathetic little balloon waiting to be blown up, perfectly happy being my personal inflatable distraction. I’m gonna make you so absurdly huge and ridiculous today. I’m gonna turn you into a complete joke, a massive, embarrassing blimp that can’t even touch its own toes.