Redneck John 9.1: Deep Cleavage Walks Through His Door
John is minding his own business over a bowl of hot soup and the television when the evening takes a turn. Rather than sulk, he does what any country boy would and goes looking for company. He finds a busty brunette online, they click immediately, and she is on her way before he can think twice. A quick shove of dirty socks under the couch counts as cleaning. Then Sandra walks in, far out of his league, and John knows it.